Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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