Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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