the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we made out on top of his cat.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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