that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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