she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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