omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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