Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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