Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
