I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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