Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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