nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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