Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Randomize
