Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
