I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
soo... how was my night?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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