Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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