Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
