Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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