Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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