I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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