I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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