Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Randomize
