I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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