I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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