Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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