About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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