I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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