I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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