What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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