If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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