I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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