Can Purell be used as lube?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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