She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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