I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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