At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I love how my cats smell like pot.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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