i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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