I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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