thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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