escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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