just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He passed out mid-signature
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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