Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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