is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize