FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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