im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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