did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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