She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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