your thong is hanging out like whoa
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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