I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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