i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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