He is such a slut. More and more my type.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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