i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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