btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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