id be glad to
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize
