i think my tv is drunk
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
accomplished twins. life is a go
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
