He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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