Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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