your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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